praisehayes:

sixpenceee:

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU WOULD HEAR IN CASE OF A NUCLEAR ATTACK 

Many countries have systems that allow them to speak to as many people as possible in case of something catastrophic. 

The United States has the Emergency Alert System. When triggered, the system interrupts all T.V and radio systems to speak. 

This is what it sounds like.

The most creepiest and terrifying noise and voices ever. 

Source: X

"PREPARE TO TAKE SHELTER" ??? WHERE THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO GO??? IN A BATH TUB NO THAT AINT WORKIN AND THERE AINT ANY NUCLEAR BOMB SHELTERS JUST 15 MINS FROM MY HOUSE HELL NO 

(via the-lost-companion)


sarahsizzites:

snowpetrel:

i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said “no like a boyfriend but they’re a girl instead of a boy! we still do couple things but we’re just both girls” and he said, without missing a beat, “oh ok! are you gonna marry her?”

like it’s literally that easy for kids to understand

Children > Adults

(via jadethesquiddle)


tfiosmovienews:

katethefangirl:

That would be Augustus and Hazel when they grew old together.
Would be

*sobs violently*

tfiosmovienews:

katethefangirl:

That would be Augustus and Hazel when they grew old together.

Would be

*sobs violently*

(via educated-donut)


coyocoyo:

The Bully

This comic I made over a year ago, but I’ve touched it up since and I’m happy to share it on tumblr C: while I’ve improved immensely since I made this, I’m still really proud of myself for making it.

ps. this was during a stage in my art where I was a little texture heavy, heh heh

(via themoonsavedme)


scriptscribbles:

Let us sing the songs of our people.

(via zombiegirl197)


the-lady-of-reichenbach:

geronimo-mattsmith:

shesthenewmayor:

He puts the book between his teeth, but he doesn’t give it the power to make him cry.  Make John Green find the thing.

😂😂

fishingboatproceeds

the-lady-of-reichenbach:

geronimo-mattsmith:

shesthenewmayor:

He puts the book between his teeth, but he doesn’t give it the power to make him cry.
Make John Green find the thing.

😂😂

fishingboatproceeds

(via the-girl-who-never-grewup)


M̷̤͇͙̳̮͈̥̺̯̻̣̩̲̳̙͂̓̾ͧͤͤ̌̑̾̓ͨ̈́̓͠ͅͅA̴̘͓͙̬͙͍̫͎͛̍ͫ̍̊ͫ͂͒ͭͥ́̈̔̎͟A̡̡̲̙͓̜̗͋ͤͣ̐͂̿ͨ̓̚͠͞ͅK̆ͤ̂͌̇ͤ͊̍ͣ̃ͭ̅̽͏̷͉̯̮͚̹͔̩͘͢͢Öͦͯ͂̃̉̇̇̔̔̑ͬͦ͏̮̥̙̣̭Ơ̴̲̰͈͗̀̄̃ͪ̏̄̏͂͆̓͛ͫ̔̀͠-̶̡̨̪̥̳̩͓̱̫̺̥̳̻̹̥̳̘͂̑ͯ̑̏̆̂ͣͫ̃́͂͆ͨͫ͝ͅͅĆ̸̨̇̇̎͊͂ͩ̈́͊̈҉̡̣͔̜͍̹̣̝̤̣H̵̡̥̼͈̱̖̗̘̼̜ͪ͌͌͆̐ͮͫ̍͟ͅA͓̫̖̝̤͚̱̟̼̫͈̲̞̩̝̜̖̠̔̇͌̂ͦͤ͋́͊̉̇ͧ́̚̚̚Ạ̺̦̱̜̤͍̲̠̻̝̰̲͚̪̲̗̠͛͋̌̌ͤ̐̿ͯ̚̚̕͟͟͝N̷̷͈̙̝͖̟̙̱͉̲̖̘̠͔̹͇̘͊̎̍̿̅̓̇ͪ̆̚͟͝N̻͇̜͙͉̪̹̠̊ͮ͑̔͋̇ͮ̄̆ͮ̕͝

i-mahu:

There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.

(via herondale-at-heart)


This is rape culture

Why are guys so scared of murder? Y’all should feel pride that I risked my life in jail just to fUCKING KILL YOU YOU FUKCING DOUCHEBAGS

"But not all men are like thaaaattttt!!! I’d never dooo thaaatttt!!! You’re so mad over nothing, just calm downnnn!!1!!!!!1111!!!!!"

i just threw up all over the world

(via herondale-at-heart)


tyleroakley:

latenighthush:

GIRLS ACTUALLY DO THIS
WHEN WE GET REALLY HAPPY LIKE THAT
WE SMILE 
AND CANT STAY STILL
AND GET A LIL BIT EMBARRASSED ABT IT

BOYS DO IT TOO
I CAN CONFIRM

tyleroakley:

latenighthush:

GIRLS ACTUALLY DO THIS

WHEN WE GET REALLY HAPPY LIKE THAT

WE SMILE 

AND CANT STAY STILL

AND GET A LIL BIT EMBARRASSED ABT IT

BOYS DO IT TOO

I CAN CONFIRM

(via lunar-angel)